Dumb paypig seducing

We both know what we deserve. And we both know what you have to do to keep me close. I love your wallet and make you my pig. I love it, and you love it. Such an ideal relationship. And it can end anytime. Just stop rewarding me and I'll leave, do you want this? I will tease you with my perfect body, my gorgeous face, and I know that you want more. I know how to seduce you, loser. I know what a good little pig you are. Don't you want to be my good little piggy bank? Wouldn't that be so good? This is normal, if not, I can always find another. I understand losers like you. I know that only the thought of paying me makes you rush through your whole body. I wrapped your brain around my little finger.