Eat From My Shoe

If you thought I was going to dress nice for this video, you are very mistaken. You don't get to see my best clothes because you will worship me anyway, won't you? I'm going to prepare your dinner. Do you know what's coming? What's on the menu tonight? You know exactly what's coming, don't you? You're getting banana, but not just any banana. It's organic and it's been in my kitchen a long time. It's what you deserve -- a bunch of manky, out of date bananas. And of course, I'm going to mash it up for you and feed it to you down your throat. I could mash it with a spoon, but no... I'm going to stand in it and then make you eat it off my shoe! You are going to lick it all off.