Dork that got busted

I am just relaxing after a long day with the music on twitching (Clenching) my booty while sitting on chair. When I think I feel something. I turn off music to try to get my barings and see if I actally do feel something when I find YOU WTF?! You thought this was a GOOD idea?! Like really dude you just didn't even know! You just let toughts of my lusious ass surounding you on the down low. What you didn't calculate is my dominace. I mean really, did you thin I would just be OK with this?! I am so gassy and decide to use that to my advatage! I start out bare assed and ass spreading, once I find you I trap you in my ass crack with my thong and after farting pull spandex booty shorts up trapping you in with ALL that stench! You sir are the DORK lost in my Gas Chamber... no one will even find you again Oh my gosh you SO did not think this out hahaha!!!