Make me a stepmom

Oh, I just can't stand stepmom anymore! She doesn't make my life happy and she definitely doesn't make you happy. Stepmom always wants things her way and she's been talking bad about you more and more. What if... we started our own clan? Just you and me? We can move and leave stepmom behind. I'll take over all her duties! I'll cook and do chores. I'll make you happy! You and I always have such a nice time when stepmom isn't around... If you were to.. well, give me a baby, I would really be a stepmom then, right? And we'd be a clan! Would you make me pregnant, Daddy, please? I'll be a good stepmom, you'll see!