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You have a little shrimp dick that no lady would want to fuck; you are a pitiful, fucking loser. Do you have a bad feeling about your tiny shrimp dick? It makes sense why ladies don't want to interact with you! Rather than fuck your puny little dick, they would prefer to use a toothpick. You ought to feel embarrassed of yourself because your dick is little, repulsive, and unsightly. Just picture yourself serving that little morsel of flesh to a woman. She would laugh uncontrollably till she could hardly blinked. She would brag to all her friends about your ridiculously enormous prawn cock. They will then laugh too, and so on, until everyone in the vicinity realises what a shrimp dick fucking loser you are. You ought to feel ashamed of yourself; it's pathetic how such a small thing exists. Who would want it inside of them, a woman in her right mind?