Loser de la Saint-Valentin

Valentine's Day is finally here! Such an important day for those of us who do have a loved one in their life! Such a nice, special occasion to show them how much we truly love them and to make sweet,, sweet love to them, am I right? Oh wait...that's right! You don't have anyone that special in your life, and how could you? I mean, nobody wants to spend time with you on this day, do they? Nobody would want you as their partner, cause you're nothing but a loser and a little dweeb! That's right! And since you're here, all alone on Valentine's once again, go ahead and jerk off to my fart fetish clips! After all, this is the only thing you have - you only have me and my clips to keep you company, am I right? So go ahead and follow my instructions, sniff my farts and stroke, like the lonely lil loser that you are!