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Are you not a full time smoker? You don't smoke? You prude weak and totally lame outcast. Get into smoking up your social game. I am a full time smoker, always invited to the best social events, no one wants someone like you some uptight stick in the mud boring kind of guy! No one! Are you really that stupid, blind and pathetic. You want to hang with your golf shirt wearing dork friends.. or with some wild skanky sexy strong dominate woman like me. Live a little! You are missing out, side lined loser.