Invece di te, gioca con le bolle

You've come to me looking for attention. I'm not sure I can give you what you want. I'm having far too much fun blowing bubbles! A cuter slave than you bought me these bubbles and it's making me all nostalgic! Look at how big I can blow the bubbles! There's so many!!! They're popping against your face! That's almost attention, isn't it? Perhaps with more thoughtful gifts we can do something more fun together.