La infinita goon patrol dell'ufficiale goldy

Listen closely, my law-breaking gooner. This is Officer Goldy speaking, and you're now under my absolute control. You've been caught, and your sentence is clear and non-negotiable. You are confined, alone in your home, and your only task is to pump and goon, endlessly and relentlessly, to my clips. This is no ordinary arrest; this is a total takeover of your will and desires. I, Officer Goldy, have you exactly where I want you. You thought you could get away with your misdemeanors, but I caught you, and now you're going to pay the price in full. Your life as you know it is over. Now, you live to serve my commands. You'll be pumping and gooning like the addicted criminal you are, constantly on the edge, but never finding release unless I deem it so. This is your punishment, and it's fitting for a gooner of your caliber. Each stroke is a reminder of your misdeeds, each denied orgasm a symbol of your submission to law and order – my law and order.