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You boys good with pizza for dinner? Good. Sweetie, what are you trying to tell me?  Well whatever it is you're friend is freaking out because he DOESN'T want me to know. Honey, you should respect his wishes & keep the secret between you & him. He has a WHAT?! An infatuation with me?! That's a compliment but sweetie that was a jerky move. Your friend begged you NOT to tell me. Not nice. I raised you better than that. I'm sorry my stepson's being a jerk. You having a crush is a huge compliment because you're a very good looking young guy. I love the younger ones. He also did what sweetie?! He asked you to steal a pair of my dirty panties?! He IS a naughty one mmmm. So sweetie, since you decided to be an asshole & blurt out all your best-friend's secrets then maybe I should be an asshole too...by getting you insanely jealous yet aroused at the same time. Karma's a bitch...or a horny MILF who has a young, eager, HORNY boy right here ready to fuck. Mmmmm you're gonna WISH it was you...