Несчастный случай в ванной

I am getting ready for a bath, when my tummy gives me a crunch. My bladder is full and my boy friend didn't fix the toilet. So I have to improvise, I grab a glass and I try to pee in it. I squat over it, but I cannot target it very well and my golden pipi overspils all over the bathroom floor. I pour the pipi in the toilet and I clean the floor with some paper. After that I take a shower and clean myself really good.