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I'm currently having to work in your office and sit opposite you while we work. As I sit down at my laptop you have full view of my back and ass while I get on with my work. I turn to ask you something and you seem a little red faced so ask you if everything is ok, you dismiss it and we carry on working. After a while I get up to walk over to you and my trousers fall down! I am so embarrassed, finally I realise why you've been acting so strange, my trousers have gradually been riding down my ass, exposing my butt and butt-crack to you this whole time!