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Why would I wear new stockings when I could just tease you with an old pair? Look at all the dirt these ones have picked up! Bits of random people's hair, fluff and... Is that hay? Oh that must have been from that roll in a barn, bet you wish you were there! You know most people change them every day but I like to keep them on until they're totally ruined! They really do pick up quite the smell, and I know you'll do anything for a sniff!