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So, I noticed you liked your farts in a jar you worked hard to afford a while ago. I think now it's time for you to upgrade to something fancier. Such as whipped cream farts, for example. After all, Christmas is round the corner and I'm sure you'd love a sweet nut stinky little gift, wouldn't you? Well, for a weirdo like you it will most certainly not be a gift lol. You better make a savings account called "whipped cream farts" and start transferring daily until you've got enough to impress me. I'm sure the people at the bank will be pretty amused lol. But since I'm nice, I'll allow you to watch me prepare those creamy farts and pushing that cream out of my ass with nothing but stinky farts. I'll even be so kind as to let you jerk off to the video, but no cumming. Unless, of course, you do a good enough job at begging through tributes for it.