All your life is sheer shame and bad luck!

I will tell you about your miserable life from the very moment of conception! Your step-mother when you were born immediately rightly noticed that you are a freak and a complete moron! You have always been lonely and driven! Everyone laughed and joked at you! Classmates dunked your head in the toilet and spread everywhere photos of your little dick! Your first love - disgraced you for the whole college! All the women when saw your little useless balls - they laughed and fled from you! You are a loser and a virgin, even the ugly girl whom you reward for sex - ran away from you, robbing you! Sucker is fate! You will always be a loser and a laughing stock! ALWAYS!