Stepson's O' Holey Night: Part 1

My husband got called away on a business emergency, so he won't be home for Christmas. This would have left me all alone for the holiday but luckily my stepson is home! I hated that I had to break the bad news to him myself, but I used the opportunity to ask him what he wanted for Christmas. I offered to take him to the store with my husband's credit card to buy him whatever he wanted but he said what he wants cannot be bought. Intrigued, I asked him to explain what he meant. Turns out all he wants for Christmas is all of his stepmommy's wet and tight holes. I think I can make this little miracle happen for my good boy.