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SPH Sorry Excuse for Dick

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Published: 13.03.2023 More info Hide

Why are you here again? You keep trying with me, but with a dick as tiny as yours, you are wasting my time. Youre actually wasting your time too. I would never have anything to do with your shrinky dink dick. Its not even measurable. No ruler for you. Maybe a microscope. It is just too tiny. What a complete loser. I dont care if your funny or smart or whatever, that pencil dick wont get you anywhere. You probably have to use your pinkies to jerk off. Maybe a rubber band? Theres nothing to hold onto. You have a ken doll sized penis. My cigarette that im smoking is bigger in length and width than that sorry excuse you have for a dick. Even my ashes are bigger! Hahaha. How fucking pathetic.

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