POV our date interrupted bad sushi farts

I showed up for our date. I am a bit late I sit down with you and I am trying to tell you what happened, but before I barely even begin my ass does the talking. Babe, I at bad sushi from a gas station. I fart super loud bubbly farts, I can't even barely share what happened because my ass keeps exploding into these horrific farts. My tummy is aching, hurts and gurgles. My light moans and struggle is awful. I am so embarrassed for you to witness all of this. You are never going to ask me out again! Our night out is spoiled by my ass. I stand up and fart loud honking bassy farts through my jeans, then I decide to pull down my pants and let it all out.