You should be out there having sex

You are most certainly the kind of guy who looks good enough to have sex! You should definitely be fucking! You look good, you're even quite handsome, you have the brains for it...and you don't even have a small cock! It's actually a pretty decent size! And you could get any girl's attention if you really wanted to! But no...instead you choose to spend time online and jerk off to clips on the internet! You choose to reward girls to give you instructions and fart for you! That is what truly makes you pathetic! I guess it would be much harder to explain to a girl irl about your little fetish, wouldn't it? So you choose to come here and buy custom clips off goddesses such as myself. It is a lot easier to tell us about your obsession! And that's exactly what I want us to talk about today - while I tease you with my farts, though, of course!