Using makeup stool before hot night out

My friend is having a birthday party tonight and we're going to a strip club! I'm so excited to have a fun night out on the town with my alpha babes. To prepare, of course I need to put on the hottest makeup. I'm so glad that I have a stool to get nice and comfy on. My weak and small human furniture has the privilege of holding up all 242 lbs of my thick ass right on his feeble shoulders and back. He can hardly handle it. He keeps shaking and trying to readjust, but there's no easy way to hold me other than to suck it up and take it. I frequently scold him for whining and breathing too heavily. I have to spank him at one point to get him to cooperate, but after 8 minutes of harsh compression, my furniture breaks and I make him get a chair to put his head on.