No Brains Allowed

Boys like you are far too encumbered with the unnecessary weight of thoughts. It's quite clear that thinking has never been your strong suit; it only complicates your life with needless stress and decisions. That's where I come in. I've taken it upon myself to relieve you of this heavy burden, guiding you step by step, clip by clip, into a much simpler existence. My intellect far surpasses yours, making me the perfect candidate to control every aspect of your life. You don't need to worry your little head about anything anymore. I've meticulously worked to condition you, weakening any semblance of resistance, transforming you into the perfect, brainless gooning drone. Your only concern now is to follow my commands, losing yourself in the blissful obedience of stroking mindlessly as I dictate.