Happy Independence day - farting surprise

Hey there, you dirty pervert! You've been waiting for me to get back from the gym, I see! Did you miss me? Well, I thought I'd stop by since you're my American roommate, and wish you Happy Independence day, cause you deserve it for being such a good roomie all of this time :P so since it's a special day, I want us to properly celebrate and I have a little present for you! Guess what it is? Oh yes, it does involve my ass and my farts haha and you, my dear, are going to totally, freaking love it! Now how about you help me get out of these pants so you can smell my farts a little better?