Tits are better than your gf's, part 1

I was wondering when you'd come over and talk to me. When I was invited to this party, I didn't know you would be here. I guess your new girlfriend and my boyfriend work together. That's why we got invited. She has no idea who I am... I bet she wouldn't have invited me if she did... She might get jealous that I'm your ex. I see you still like women with big breasts. What is your girlfriend, anyway? A D? Double D? ....A G?! Really? She doesn't look that big... Doesn't matter, though... I'm bigger. I've grown a lot since you dumped me. And I have to say, I've been waiting a long time to run back into you. When you left me for someone with bigger tits, it hurt me. But then I began go grow bigger...and bigger... and bigger. Now, I'm a K-cup. You don't believe me, do you? I have an idea... why don't you and I sneak away from this party. Meet me upstairs in your bedroom. I know the perfect way to show you how superior my tits are compared to this new girlfriend of yours