Damn what a hard day that was working outside. I am hungry! Time for some good cowboy food: beans! Yummy! Tastes so good! What the hell is that feeling in my stomach? Oh no FART! Damn these beans are so powerful. Taste good though. FART! Never had beans before and farted so fast. FART! Now my stomach is hurting more. Did they put laxatives in these beans or is it fiber? FART! BLAZING SADDLES eat your heart out! FART! Damn that stinks! FART! FART! When this is over, I might need a colonoscopy!!!
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