Making you my it slave

Finally, I've been waiting ages for you! I shouldn't have to do all of these boring IT jobs, that's what I have you for. It's not that I can't do them, I can, I just can't be arsed... Coding bores me, you can do that for me. What you expect something in return? I got you out of your little dark cupboard didn't I? How about you do as I say, and I won't tell everybody what a little pervert you are? You see I am actually quite good with computers, it didn't take me long to find out everything about you, and that was much more interesting that fixing broken links on our company website, that's your job now unless you want me to replace them with the dodgy photos I found of you?