Turning you into a fart inhaler

I was all alone in my room, enjoying a bit of reading before going out, when I started to feel gasy as hell! I have never felt this farty in my whole life, I swear! I they're so smelly, too! OMG! I need to do something to get rid of this smell! And I think I know just the thing to do to get rid of it! I have a slave, after all, don't I? So I'm going to call him and ask him to wrap his lips around my ass, so I can fart directly in his mouth instead! That way, all the farts will be inhaled before I get to feel their smell! And something tells me he's going to enjoy the privilege of being on his knees in front of me, so close to my ass, getting to sniff it and swallow my farts! For a little loser like him, that should be considered a favor, shouldn't it?