Pipi accident while cooking dinner - Pissing on the living room table

I was cooking diner for my husband, and I was not able to leave the kitchen. Since cooking takes so much time I feel my bladder so full and almost ready to burst. I smoke a cigarette to calm myself and to be able to finish cooking, but suddenly I cannot hold it anymore and I pee my jeans in such a big volume that it splatters all over the kitchen floor. So I have to clean it before my husband comes home !! When I have my coffee I love to take it on a small living room table. But, as soon as I have it, I feel the urge to empty my bladder so I get on the small table and pee a huge volume. Then I mop it all and I go to the shower to clean my sticky skin.