虾鸡巴洛瑟！

You are a pathetic fucking loser with a tiny shrimp dick that no woman would want to fuck. Are you feeling down because of your microscopic shrimp dick? It's no wonder why women don't want anything to do with you! They'd rather use a toothpick than fuck your tiny little dick. Your dick is small, disgusting, and ugly, you should be ashamed of yourself. Imagine if you were to whip out that tiny piece of meat in front of a woman. She wouldn't even blink an eye before bursting into hysterical laughter. She would tell all her friends about how ridiculous your shrunken-up shrimp cock looks like. And then they'll laugh too, and so on until everyone around knows just how much of a shrimp dick fucking loser you are. You should be ashamed of yourself, I mean, how is it that small, it's pathetic. What woman in their right mind would want to have that inside of them.