与福西博士保持社交距离

Dr Fauci makes a house call to a horny quarantined slut with an important message: social distancing is critical to containing the spread of the COVID-19 virus and the government is (shockingly!) here to help fulfill any needs I have in order to continue self quarantining. Well, that’s easy. I need a manicure, and some dick, and the CDC is allllll out of gel polish. It just so happens that Dr Fauci has EXACTLY the kind of special apparatus necessary to help meet my needs while maintaining the mandated 6 foot distance until I squirt all over the floor... protective measures against the coronavirus never looked so good.