Your 'straight life' is turning gay

So far, your life have been pretty, 'straight.' You watch porn like most men, but you can't help but stare at the men and dicks instead of the women and pussy. You THINK you're straight, but you've always been a naughty. I'm here to help you walk in your truth. You're really, really, gay. Like, 'I love bussy,' gay. You're, 'I want to jiggle is balls,' gay. You're so much that shadows of balls dance over your head instead of sugar plums. You were never straight. You've told yourself for years that you were gay, but every thought that you've had says otherwise. You're dirty guy. Keep saying it until it sounds natural because it is. 'Straight,' is not natural for you. Dicks are on your mind at all times. Your life is as gay and fruit cake.