刮你的头，或者我告诉你的老婆

You are obviously married, but it angers me. I am so sick of your wife getting all your time. I light my smoke and degrade your dirty long hair. I want to make an impact on your mind, give you something to remember! I have my friend shave your head... She is using scissors while you sit there, i laugh at how dumb you are looking, then I have her switch to the trimmers, lets go military buzz cut! Yes! LOL! and if you are going to keep seeing me you are going to shave it every week! If you don't let me, you bet your sweet little ass I will be informing you wife. I have all the means necessary to do so. You left your phone open when you were in the shower! Got your wife on speed dial.