Worship my farts and never edge again

Today was a super rare edging day for Kitten, but I appear to have lost my keys. No sweat off my back, though. As an alternative reward for my Kitten, he will stay in tight chastity but instead get to bury his face in my ass and suck up all my farts! Sounds like a fair trade to me. In fact, I would say that he is lucky! I have been reprogramming Kitten's brain to erase the need to use his penis at all. Sniffing farts will take the place of edging in all future occasions, as I convince him that it is a superior experience to that of stroking his useless dick in vain. I make him beg me to fart in his face. I am training him to appreciate it as a delicacy. I fart over and over in his face, making him thank me and kiss my ass cheeks after each one. The jeans squeeze my ass cheeks together and create a super wet and bubbly fart trap. Halfway through I decide to pull down my pants and fart directly onto his nose to release some of the pressure.