Sex therapist SPH

Hello, I am Ms. Smith, and I am your sex therapist today. Would you like to talk me through what your concerns are? You're worried you have a small penis? Not to worry. You're in good hands. So, you're worried about the size of your penis. It's understandable. Lots of men are. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Porn gives people a very warped sense of what the size of a penis should be. I'll bet you watch too much porn, don't you? Is that why you think it's too small? No? Okay. It's probably not as small as you think it is. Now, my therapy may seem a little unorthodox, but it really helps if you work with me. What I'm about to do is to ask you to show me your penis. Don't worry. I'm a professional. I'm not going to laugh. So, when you're ready, unzip your trousers and take down your underwear. Ready? Oh. My. Goodness! I realize I said I wouldn't laugh, but... I can't help it! You have got such a tiny penis! You should definitely be ashamed about that tiny little thing. I mean, that thing