Messy fart cushion for my big sweaty ass (edited)

I'm back from the gym! I know you can tell I'm really dirty and sweaty. All the sweat stained into the ass crack of my leggings. The horrid stench looming right in your face. I bet you know what's coming, don't you? You're going to get buried under all that moisture and take in all of my pent up gas. You see, I had to hold in all of my farts at the gym because I met this super hot personal trainer. He's 6'3" and hot, and you're a short ugly beta. It made sense to me to just save all this gas for you so I could be an adorable lady for my sexy new trainer. He really worked me hard while you were here at home doing chores. His workout regimen is intense - I couldn't stop thinking about submerging your head into my sweat ridden asshole and making you clean it all out. And that's exactly what you do. After you've inhaled an unholy amount of farts through the rancid fabric of my leggings, I pull them down and put your tongue to work cleaning out my crack.